The Customers We Dill With
(A customer comes in the door and heads straight over to me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, do you all sell pickles?”
Me: “Uh, I’m sorry… do we sell what?”
Customer: “Pickles.”
Me: “Uh… no, we do not.”
Customer: “Darn. I coulda sworn you guys used to sell them here. Ah, well. Where are your blank cassette tapes?”
Me: “Uh, we don’t sell those, either.”
Customer: “Really? Well, what about batteries?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Greeting cards?”
Me: “Sir, this is a video rental store.”
Customer: “…So?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.