The Customers Are Fully Charged With Stupid
(A customer comes into the used cell phone store where I work. Their phone isn’t charging. I test it and find out that the charger is broken, so I get her another one.)
Me: “Here you go. Turns out the charger we gave you was defective.”
Customer: “Oh, it was? Do they have a warranty on them?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, that’s why we’re giving you a new one.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.”
(She then proceeds to plug the charger into the phone, without plugging it into a wall outlet.)
Customer: “Uh, I think this one is broken, too. Shouldn’t the bars be coming on the screen?”
(When you plug the phone into a wall outlet, three bars light up along the battery to indicate it’s charging. Since she doesn’t have the phone plugged in, they obviously aren’t going to do that.)
Me: “You’ll have to plug it into the wall for it to actually charge.”
(The customer grabbed the charger and left without another word.)