The Customer Is Not Always Bright

| Working | March 6, 2014

(I am a clerk at a convenience store. The district manager just happens to be at the store today. We have had a lot of stupid customers. During a slow period I turn to him.)

Me: “We need to install devices on the perimeter of the property that doesn’t allow people in unless they have an IQ of at least 70.”

District Manager: “We can’t afford to lose all the business.”

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