The Customer Is Always Right, Even When It’s Left

(I am an usher ripping tickets at the podium and directing customers to their cinema.)

Me: “You’re in cinema number four. It’s up the stairs to your left.”

Patron: “Which way?”

Me: “Left, and then go up the stairs.”

Patron: “Which way’s left?”

Me: “That way.” *points*

Patron: “Great, thanks!”