The Customer Is Always Right… Behind You

A customer walks over to my section in a huff.

Customer: “Where is the paint in this stupid store? I was sent down here, and they lied!”

Me: “They’re right behind you.”

There are literally dozens of paint cans a few feet behind her.

Customer: “No, they’re not!”

I walk past her and put my hand on the can. It took her a good ten seconds to accept the paint was, in fact, there. But God forbid the customer is wrong, she rebounded.

Customer: “Yes, well, I didn’t want to be shown where the paint is! It should be brought to me!”