The Customer Is A Fool, Of This I Am Curtain
Customer: *holding a pair of curtains* “Excuse me, will these curtains fit in my window?”
Me: “I’m not sure, sir. Do you have the measurements of the window with you?”
Customer: *confused* “Measurements? I need to measure the window? How do I do that?”
(I hand the man a leaflet explaining how to measure windows correctly.)
Customer: “Oh, okay. I didn’t realise you had to take measurements. I just guessed it was one size fits all.”
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