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The Custom-fur Is Always Right

, , | Right | December 18, 2009

Customer: “Hi, I’d like to buy a lemon and lime pie, please.”

Me: “I’m sorry, miss, we don’t sell those. We never have.”

Customer: “But I was so sure. Let me just check.” *pulls out phone and dials* “Hi, darling… Yes, I know, but she says they don’t sell them anymore. Okay, I’ll put you on…”

Customer: “He’d like to talk to you.” *hands me the phone*

Me: “Hi, sir. I’m sorry, but we don’t sell lemon and lime pies.”

Phone: “Woof! Woof! Woof!”

Customer: *to me* “You see?!”

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