The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 13

| Romantic | February 22, 2013

(My mother and I have a very strained relationship. My boyfriend especially hates the way she blackmails me. I am aware that I have some similar traits, and while I’m not as crazy as she is now, I sometimes worry that as I get older, I’ll get worse.)

Me: *texting my boyfriend* “Promise me something?”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “Promise me you’ll never let me turn into my mom.”

Boyfriend: “Oh, sweetie. That’s why I have a shotgun.”

Me: *laughing, genuinely relieved* “Thank you so, so much!”

 

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