The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 12

(While showering with my husband, he drops the soap for the third time.)

Me: “Way to drop the soap, honey!”

Husband: “I know… if I was in prison, I’d be in serious trouble.”

Me: “Please don’t go to prison!” *laughs*

Husband: *lovingly* “Don’t worry honey, the only way I’ll go to prison is if I murder you.”

(I have a horrified gasp and look of hurt and horror on my face.)

Husband: “I said, if!”