The Comradewealth Of Moscowchusetts
Candy Store | Right
| October 1, 2012
Customer: *in a Southern drawl* “Do you speak English?”
Me: “Sir?”
Customer: “I said, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!”
Me: “Sir, I can assure you that I speak English. Why would you ask?”
Customer: “Hey, look, I ain’t never been to Massachusetts. I thought all y’all spoke Russian or some s***!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
