Pray She Is Kid-ney-ing

(I’m at home with my younger daughter, and helping her with online school lessons. She is an active child, constantly moving, and today is no different. I am exasperated.)

Me: “[Older daughter’s name), what are we going to do with your sister?”

Older Daughter: “Keep her!”

(My younger daughter is now trying to climb in my shirt.)

Me: “What if I don’t want to?”

Older Daughter: “Spare kidneys!”