The Complements Are Complimentary
(We have just finished a test and we have started a new topic: probability. We are talking about complements, which are mutually exclusive events, and our teacher is telling us not to get confused with compliments.)
Teacher: “…so, never confuse your complements.” *walks up to me* “[My Name], your marks on the test were the highest in the class.”
Me: *getting excited* “What?!”
Teacher: *to class* “See? Don’t use that type of compliment.”
Class: “OOOOOOH!”
(I giggled a little, though I felt shocked and sad. Fingers crossed; I still might have gotten good marks on the test.)