The Color Is Titillating Pink
(I work at a novelty store. We sell, among other things, adult “love toys”, one of which is made to look like a tube of lipstick to provide some discretion. A woman in her mid 30s sets one on the counter.)
Customer: “Do you know what color this is?”
Me: “It’s hot pink, ma’am.”
Customer: “Even when you put it on?”
Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t really a lipstick.”
Customer: *confused* “Then, what is it?”
Me: “It’s a vibrator, miss.”
Customer: “Oh! Oh my…I don’t think I want this anymore.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
