The Cold Shower Normally Happens Afterwards

(I live in a dorm with a shared bathroom. One day I go to use the toilet and I see a bunch of girls standing awkwardly in the hall, all kind of quiet and all with shower things.)

Me: “What’s going on?”

Girl: “There are people having sex in there!”

(I poke my head inside the bathroom. Yep, it’s happening, and it’s coming from the shower stalls. I come back out into the hall.)

Me: “Why are you all out in the hall?”

Girls: “Because it’s WEIRD!”

(I really want to use the bathroom. I go to my room, get an empty cup, and fill it up with icy cold water from the hallway drinking fountain. I go inside the bathroom and listen for where the noises are loudest. I chuck the water into the shower stall.)

Girl: “AHHH!”

Boy: “WHAT THE H***!?”