The Coffee Beans Made Him Bouncy

My coworker is about average height and rather skinny. He can be loud if he needs to be but is generally fairly soft-spoken. There is a plumber working out in the automotive bay.

Supervisor: “I need someone to guard the door. Someone that’s intimidating and can be mean if necessary.”

Coworker: “I can do it. I used to be a bouncer.”

Supervisor: “Where? Starbucks?”