The Code Has Three ‘X’s In It
(I’ve been on the phone for a good ten minutes at this point with a woman in her late 80s who has a strong Southern accent. She has been extremely prim and proper for the entire call.)
Me: “And do you have the offer code?”
Caller: “Offer code? What’s that, dear?”
Me: “It should be printed on the order form near where your name is located.”
Caller: “One moment. Oh, I found it!”
Me: *waits*
Caller: *silence*
Me: “Ma’am, may I have the code please?”
Caller: “Oh, of course, sweetie. It’s F as in ‘f***.’ D as in ‘d***.’ A as in ‘a**.'”
(The caller pauses before continuing, suddenly sounding very smug.)
Caller: “All of which I enjoy a great deal when it comes to my men.”
(I still have no idea how I managed to hold in my laughter until after I finished placing her order.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?