The Class Got A Bit Haddaway

(Our professor, is an elderly gentlemen. One of my classmates is leading a class discussion, only she didn’t do the reading. As a result her questions are kind of vague and sometimes nonsensical.)

Classmate: “I mean, really, all of the characters’ problems in this book stem from the fact that they fall in love with people. But they all fall in love for different reasons, and it’s all so messed up, and their messed up feelings just screw up the rest of their lives. And, anyway, what is love?!”

The Rest of Class: “BABY, DON’T HURT ME! DON’T HURT ME! NO MORE!”

The Professor: *jumps in his seat* “What was that? Were you all suddenly possessed?!”