The Church Of Inigo Montoya

(My mom and my sister are in church one day, and are sitting at the end of one of the pews. One day, while the priest is talking, a man — who was most likely drunk at the time — stands up and starts shouting at him things like:)

Man: “YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO HIM! GET OVER HERE!”

(My mom pushes my sister further into the pew just in case something else starts happening, while the priest just ignores the man and keeps reading. The man eventually stops shouting, leaves the church, and everything continues almost as normal. A few minutes later, he stumbles back to seat.)

Man: “Forgot my hat.”

(He took his hat, and finally left for good.)