The Car That Ate Up Dinner
(My mom’s car is a little older and she has to work on it frequently. She’s just told us she has to do some quick fixing on it.)
Brother: “So we should not plan on you making dinner?”
Mother: “It’s just [a quick and easy thing to fix].”
Brother: “You never just fix one thing on your car. You go to do a five minute oil change and then end up spending four hours on about six other things to fix.”
(After spending a few seconds looking at my brother and thinking:)
Mother: “Yeah. Don’t count on me making dinner.”