The Caped Crusader In His Spare Time

, , , | Right | July 6, 2009

(Our call center specializes in courtesy calls to new health care members. We can only speak with the account holder.)

Me: *on the phone* “Hello. Is [Name] available?”

Man: “I’m Batman.”

Me: “That’s… fine, sir, but is [Name] there?”

Man: “I’m Batman.”

Me: “I understand that, but for the purposes of my call, I have to speak with [Name]. Can you please tell me if she’s available?”

Man: “I’m Batman.”

Me: “I’m near a window, and I can see the bat symbol. While you go to meet the Commissioner, could you hand the phone to [Name]?”

Man: “…” *click*

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