The Cannabis Chronicles

Customer: “I need an auxiliary cable and a USB cord.”

Me: “Okay, no problem.”

(I take the customer to where the USB cords are and hand him the one he wants. He puts it under his arm and we continue over to where the aux cables are.)

Me: “All right, and here’s your cable. Is there anything else that I can help you with today?”

Customer: “Yeah, I need a USB cord.”

Me: “Like the one under your arm?”

(The customer looks down and seems shocked to be holding the cord.)

Customer: “Woah! Must be all that weed I smoke!”