The Cake Isn’t A Lie, But The Customer Sure Is

A woman comes in with a cake box.

Customer: “I want another cake for free and my money back on this cake!”

Me: “What’s wrong with the cake in the box?”

Customer: “I bought it for my daughter’s birthday party and it was stale! Totally disgusting!”

I open the box to see that it’s empty.

Me: “Where is the cake?”

Customer: *Huffs and rolls her eyes.* “It was a party! We HAD to eat it!”

Me: “We have to have at least a bit of the cake to do anything.”

Customer: “You don’t need the cake as I have my receipt!” *Hands it to me.*

Me: “Wait, that cake was ordered two weeks ago. It took you that long to come back for a refund?”

Customer: “Well the party was only yesterday!”

I think we know why the cake was stale…

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