The Cake Decorator Has Thankfully Run Out Of Spinach

(I work in a grocery store bakery. It’s the end of my shift and I’m cleaning up when a customer tries to get my attention.)

Customer: “Do you have spinach dip platters?”

Me: “Um… if we did, they’d be over in the deli.” *points in the deli’s direction*

Customer: *angrily* “They already said they don’t.” *wanders off*

Me: “If you already knew the deli didn’t have any, why are you asking the cake decorator about it?”