The Butt Of Her Own Joke
(I send my four-year-old daughter upstairs to go potty before we leave the house. We are yelling back and forth from the first floor and second floor.)
Daughter: “Mommy, I need you!”
Me: “What do you need honey?”
Daughter: “It’s not working!”
Me: “What’s not working?”
Daughter: “My butt!”
(My husband and I start laughing hysterically.)
Daughter: “It’s not funny, mommy!”
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