The Butt Of Her Own Joke

(I send my four-year-old daughter upstairs to go potty before we leave the house. We are yelling back and forth from the first floor and second floor.)

Daughter: “Mommy, I need you!”

Me: “What do you need honey?”

Daughter: “It’s not working!”

Me: “What’s not working?”

Daughter: “My butt!”

(My husband and I start laughing hysterically.)

Daughter: “It’s not funny, mommy!”