The Bus Of Shattered Dreams

(I am browsing online auctions for fun. I see some really big busses for sale for not very much.)

Me: “Hey, honey! Look, we could buy this massive bus for our family!”

Wife: “That bus is huge! How many people does it hold?”

Me: “65 passengers… that should hold all of our kids, right? What’s the world record for most kids anyway?”

(I hit google.)

Me: “69 from one woman? Darn, it wouldn’t hold them all…”