The Bunker: The Only Place Free From The Customers

I work at a pharmacy and convenience store located on the Las Vegas Strip. Pretty much all of our customers are tourists. A customer has made a purchase and as I’m handling their change, they say to me:

Customer: “So which one do you live in?”

Me: “Which… what do I live in?”

Customer: “Which hotel.”

Me: “I don’t live in a hotel. I live in a house.”

Customer: “I thought everyone in Vegas lives in the hotels.”

Me: “If we all lived in the hotels where would the tourists stay?”

Customer: “Well not in the nice rooms, obviously! I mean in like, dorms underground or something.”

Me: “Oh yeah… obviously.”