The Breast-Tasting Snack

| Romantic | October 16, 2013

(My boyfriend is a peanut butter fanatic.)

Boyfriend: “Wouldn’t it be great if boobs could dispense peanut butter?”

Me: “No, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard…”

(A week later…)

Boyfriend: “So, I was thinking about that whole boob thing. I want one boob to dispense peanut butter, and the other boob to dispense chocolate. That would be amazing.”

Me: “What the f***? Why don’t you go eat a Reeses?”

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