The Breast Education Starts At Home
(My nephew has just learned that some people are girls and some are boys. My sister, my mom and I are sitting down and talking with him. He is just a toddler.)
Sister: *to son* “Is mommy a boy or a girl?”
Nephew: “Girl!”
Sister: “Is daddy a boy or a girl?”
Nephew: “Boy!”
Sister: “Are you a boy or a girl?”
Nephew: “Boy!”
Sister: “Is Auntie a boy or girl?”
Nephew: “Girl!”
Sister: “Is Grandma a boy or a girl?”
(He looks confused for a second. He goes over, pulls the neck of my mom’s shirt out and looks down it.)
Nephew: *proudly* “Girl!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
