The Breast Defence

| Romantic | January 25, 2016

(My boyfriend and I are having a small, not really serious argument when I pull up my shirt, standing in the doorway of the kitchen.)

Me: “Just look at my boobs and be happy!”

(I start turning the kitchen lights on and off.)

Husband: “I am happy! But don’t do that. I don’t want to blow out the lights.”

(I stop.)

Me: “Sorry, I just wanted to flash you…”

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