The Boyfriend Won’t Fall Far From The Tree
(My boyfriend and my first ex-boyfriend are helping me decorate for my birthday party. We’re all still friends, and I joke around about having dated my ex a lot. My boyfriend is balancing precariously to place a decoration up high.)
Me: “Please, be careful.”
Boyfriend: “Don’t worry. If I fall on my head it’ll do more damage to the floor than me.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Wow, you sure know how to pick ’em.”
Me: “Says the first.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?