The Boy From U.N.C.L.E.
(In lots of pacific islander cultures, we call everyone auntie or uncle if they’re older than us. I’m five years old.)
Mom: “So, if anyone looks like they’re old enough to be your mom, call them auntie. Otherwise, call them cousin.”
Me: “Anyone old enough to be my mom?”
Mom: “Yes, call them auntie!”
Me: “Okay, auntie!”