The Bowling Green Car Massacre

(A few years ago, a sinkhole opened up under the Corvette Museum in Bowling Green and a few cars fell in. This exchange takes place at a family gathering not long after.)

Aunt #1: “So [Distant Relative] was walking his dog across his property and found a sinkhole near the edge of one of his pastures!”

Aunt #2: *shouting from across the room* “WAS THERE A CORVETTE IN IT?”

Aunt #1: “Yeah, a red one.”

Me: “Why can’t that happen to me? Last time I found a sinkhole there was only a Kia in it.”