The Bottom Of All Punishments
(My sister is out shopping with her toddler son. He can’t make up his mind if he wants to walk or sit in his stroller, so he keeps climbing out and back in.)
Mother: *exasperated* “You can stay in or out, but make up your mind, or I am going to strap your bottom in there!”
Son: *suddenly screaming and crying* “Nooo, Mama! Don’t strap my bottom!”
Mother: *speechless*
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