The Books Are Rocking

(I’m working two jobs, one in a bookstore and one in a restaurant. Two days a week I pull doubles at both places which results in me only getting about two hours of sleep per night. On this shift, I’m working at the bookstore. The phone rings.)

Me: “Thanks for calling [Restaurant]. This is [My Name]. How can I rock you?”

Caller: “Uh…”

Me: “What? Oh! I, uh, mean… Thanks for calling [Bookstore]. How can I help you?”

(At least the caller had a good sense of humor about it.)