The Boobs Of Justice
(For some reason, my mother-in-law is dead set against me breastfeeding my week-old daughter. We are going to see her 90-year-old mother who is in a nursing home, and she keeps on at me about it all the way there.)
Mother-In-Law: “Mum will tell you the same thing.”
(The new great-grandmother is so happy to hold her new great-granddaughter, but my daughter starts fussing and crying while she’s holding her.)
Grandmother: “Ooh, she’s hungry… Quick, get the boobies out.”
(I nursed her before handing her back. I got stony silence all the way home.)
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