The Bitter Taste Of Hypocrisy

| Related | May 13, 2014

(I’m visiting my aunt and eight-year-old cousin for the weekend. My aunt is browsing the Internet for a new recipe.)

Aunt: “Look, here’s an interesting type of curry. It even has coconut milk in it. I think I’ll make it tomorrow.”

Cousin: “I don’t like coconut milk!”

Aunt: “Well, I’m still making it and you’re going to eat it.”

Cousin: “But—”

Aunt: “No buts. You’re eating it.” *looks at recipe* “Oh, there’s zucchini in this. I hate zucchini! There’s no way I’m making this now.”

Me: “Uh…”

Aunt: “What?”

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