The Birth Of Assumption
Convenience Store | Right
| September 19, 2015
(A guy comes in, buys his stuff by credit card, as I hand him his bags and receipt:)
Me: “Have a nice day!”
Customer: “What? The h*** did you know?”
Me: “Sir?”
Customer: “The f*** did you know it was my birthday? You see my ID in my wallet or something?”
Me: “Uh… sir? All I said was have a nice day.”
Customer: “…”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Not ‘Happy Birthday?'”
Me: *trying VERY hard not to smirk* “…No.”
Customer: “Well, this day’s off to a good start…”
Me: *smiling sympathetically* “Have a nice day, sir. And Happy Birthday.”
