The Birds And The Butts

(I’m at my friend’s house with her and her three kids: a girl, six, and two boys, five and three, when her daughter comes and tells us the following.)

Daughter: “[Youngest Son] pulled his pull-up nappy and pants down.”

Friend: “So? As long as he pulled them back up.”

Daughter: “[Oldest Son] was going to kiss his butt and that’s how you have s-e-x!”

(We both cracked up and I left it for her to explain why we couldn’t stop laughing.)