The Birds And The Bees Have Escaped

| Related | October 2, 2013

(I am about nine years old, and my younger brother is about six. I have gotten the basic puberty talk at school today.)

Me: *enters house and drops backpack* “I learned about babies today! THEY COME OUT A WOMAN’S VAGINA!”

Dad: “Oh God.”

Younger Brother: “What’s a vagina?”

Mom: “CRAP! YOU TAKE HIM; I GOT HER!”

(We were both grabbed by the back of our shirts and taken to our rooms for ‘the talk.’)

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