The Biggest Cancer Is The Caller

(I work in a call centre, in tech support.)

Customer: “So, uh, I’m dying of cancer, and I’ve only been given a few months to live…”

Me: “Oh, no! I’m so sorry to hear that!”

Customer: “Yeah, so, uh…”

(I figure that he must be calling in to add someone else to his account so they can still deal with it after he passes.)

Me: “Yes?”

Customer: “So, uh… what can I get?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “So, like, can I get a discount or something?”

Me: “Let me transfer you to a manager.”