The Best Relationships Have A Good Filling

Me: “My parents have just left.”

Boyfriend: “So?”

Me: “We are all alone in the house.”

Boyfriend: “Ooh!”

Me: “So we could go make sandwiches for lunch …or we could go upstairs.”

Boyfriend: ” Which would you prefer?”

Me:” I don’t mind; which would you prefer?”

(We kiss passionately for a bit, before he pulls back and looks at me in a serious fashion.)

Boyfriend: “Actually, I’m pretty hungry, so sandwiches.”