The Best Looks Come With No Brains

(I call waiting customers numbers when their food is ready. I notice a customer picks up the wrong item.)

Me: “Ma’am, you accidentally picked up the wrong meal. This one is yours.”

Customer #1: “Oh, I know. This one looks better.”

(The customer walks off with the wrong meal.)

Customer #2: “Excuse me, did she just take my food?”

Me: “Well, actually, yes. I’m really sorry about that; I tried to tell her and she wouldn’t listen.”

Customer #2: “Well, I don’t blame her. My food looked way better.”