The Best Kind Of Blond Moment

The owner of the store I work for is great. If he isn’t busy with management duties, he will be on the floor helping customers with the other employees. He takes customer service seriously and is always polite to customers unless they’re rude to him first.

Customer: “I’d like to make a complaint about a rude employee!”

Me: “Perchance did you get their name?” 

Customer: “No.”

Me: “Hair color?”

Customer: “The blond guy.”

Me: “Ah, I don’t think I can help you much as that was the owner.”

Customer: “Wow. The owner? I’m never shopping here again! I can’t believe the owner is so rude! The nerve!”

Me: “Sorry about that, sir. Have a nice day!”

Later, the owner comes up.

Me: “A customer complained to me about how rude the blond guy was.”

Owner: “Probably the guy who interrupted me with another customer, demanding I cut him a key, despite there being two other available employees at the key counter.”

Me: “Probably.”