The Beautiful Game

| Romantic | October 3, 2013

(My husband and I are at home, both working on our laptops. Mine is experiencing network adapter issues. I get frustrated, close my laptop and stand up from the couch.)

Me: “Screw it, I’m going to go do some laundry.”

Husband: *raising both hands* “Well, come here! I’ll make you feel better.”

Me: “No, you’re just going to feel my boobs. That only makes you feel better.”

Husband: “How did you know I was going to do that?”

Me: “Your hands are raised. You only raise both hands if you’re going to feel my boobs or catch a football. And when was the last time you caught a football?”

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