The Beard Is Feared
(This happens in the days before self-service petrol stations. We are heading to a fancy dress party, with my male cousin dressed as a woman.)
Service Attendant: *approaching the driver’s window from behind and noticing what looks like a gorgeous redhead in the driver’s seat* “Hi, honey, what can I get you today? How about my phone number?”
Cousin: *giggling like a girl and acting embarrassed, with his hands covering his lower face, turns, and bats his eyes at the attendant* “Ooh, can you fill it up please?”
Service Attendant: *winking and smiling* “Sure thing, honey.”
Cousin: *using his normal, deep, male voice* “And hurry up about it.”
Service Attendant: *looks back in shock at my cousin, who has now revealed his bearded chin*
(After we drive away and are all having a good laugh:)
Cousin: “That felt so good. I can’t understand how you lot have to put up with that sort of s*** constantly. The look on his face was so worth it.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?