The Bear-est Of Descriptions

(Our office is having a potluck. Unfortunately the table with the food is right beside my desk. I hear some of my coworkers discussing the various items.)

Coworker #1: “Who brought this one in?”

Coworker #2: “I think it was [New Hire].”

Coworker #1: “Who? I don’t think I know him.”

Coworker #2: “He’s one of the new guys.”

Coworker #1: “What’s he look like?”

Coworker #2: “A bear.”

Coworker #1: “A bear?”

Coworker #2: “Yeah, he looks like a bear.”

Coworker #1: “Oh, that guy! That’s [New Hire]?”

Coworker #2: “Yep.”