The Battery Has An Immortal Charge
(My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship: she lives in New York, USA, I live in London, England. We’re talking online and I’m trying to persuade her to save her battery when she’s travelling in the car.)
Me: “Don’t drain your battery for me.”
Girlfriend: “I want to though!”
Me: “Nooo!”
Me: “What if you get in a car crash and you can’t call an ambulance because you wasted your battery on me?”
Girlfriend: “Babe, it’s fine.”
Me: “Then you’d be dead and it would be my fault.”
Girlfriend: “Worst case scenario, baby.”
Me: “But it could happen.”
Girlfriend: “Honestly! My mom has a phone, too. You know?”
Me: “But, still.”
Me: “Promise me you won’t die?”
Girlfriend: “I can’t promise that. But I promise to stay safe.”
Me: “No! You have to promise to ascend above your mortality and become an immortal being akin to deities!”
Girlfriend: “…You weren’t supposed to know I could do that.”
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