The Ball Is In His Court

| Romantic | June 6, 2012

(I work in the games department of an amusement park. One day I am working at a game where you throw balls at milk bottles to try and knock them over. We have a usual line for selling, and we quite frequently get rude remarks from men. I have a comeback ready, but this man’s girlfriend, clearly irritated with him, beats me to it.)

Me: “Hey, would you like to give Spill the Milk a try? You get three balls for a dollar!”

Man: “No thanks, I’ve got two of my own for free.”

Woman: “Yeah, but unlike yours, people actually want to touch these!”

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