The Ball Drop Set
My female coworker walks over to our only male coworker on shift at the gym’s front desk.
Female Coworker: “I need you to go and talk to that guy.”
Male Coworker: “About what?”
Female Coworker: “It would be easier coming from a guy, and you’re so good with words.”
Male Coworker: “Okay, but about what?”
Female Coworker: “He’s about to do another set of sumo squats. You’ll see.”
The gym member in question starts his sumo squats. We’re all looking. We all realize.
Male Coworker: “Oh. I see.”
Female Coworker: “Yeah…”
Our male coworker walks over to the gym member when he’s finished his set and says:
Male Coworker: “Sir, I’m going to need you to rethink those short shorts.”
Gym Member: *Immediately belligerent.* “It’s not against the gym’s dress code! Oh, so the ladies can wear almost nothing but the guys have to cover up, is that it?!”
Male Coworker: “No, sir, I’ve got nothing against them, but with your current arrangement, every time you squat the ol’ flesh chandelier falls right out of the ballroom.”
That gym member cut his workout short after that!
