The Bald Truth
(Some customers at our restaurant try to get a free meal by placing some hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for the meal.)
Customer: “Waiter!”
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.”
Me: “That isn’t possible, unless it was your hair.”
Customer: “It isn’t!”
Me: “Who else’s hair could it be?”
Customer: “Your chef’s.”
(I walk into the kitchen and return to the table with our chef.)
Me: “Take off your chef’s hat.”
(Chef takes off his hat, he is revealed to be bald.)
Chef: *to the customer* “You were saying something about my hair being in your food?”
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